A Grammar Lesson by Michael Rosen

GRAMMAR LESSON
 by Michael Rosen

A teacher said:
A noun is a naming word.
What is the naming word in the sentence,
'He named the ship Lusitania'?
'Named', said George.
'WRONG. It's ship.'

The teacher said:
A verb is a doing word.
What is the doing word
In the sentence
'I like doing homework'?
'Doing' said George.
'WRONG-it's like.'

The teacher said:
An adjective is a describing word.
What is a describing word
In the sentence
'Describing sunsets is boring'?
'Describing' said George.
'WRONG-it's boring.'

'I know IT IS,' said George.

just read it . gbu~

A MUST-READ STORY. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon came out of the operating room. She said, 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be alright? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, ' I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.' Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said goodbye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.' Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said: 'Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you goodbye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now, He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me. (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60 seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves 'When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.'

about a boy and his sad love.......( PLS Do not laugh THAT).....:)

He was once one ..... boy, who was born with the disease. It was an incurable disease. In 17 years ..... could die at any moment. Still lived in the house just downloaded, under the supervision of his mother. One has but it was enough, so he decided to come out only once. He asked his mother for permission, and she made it possible. When he walked his district, saw a number of shops.
When he went around the music store and saw a beautiful girl, about his years. It was love at first sight. He opened the door and stepped inside. He did not look for anything else, just for her. Increasingly approached the counter where she stood. She looked at him with a smile asked, "Can I help you?" During that thought it was the prettiest smile that he saw in his life. He felt the need to kiss in this very moment. Stuttering said to her:
"Yes, eeehhh, uuuhhh ... I would like to buy a CD." Without thinking he took the first CD, which he saw and paid. "You want to wrap it?" asked the girl back with a smile. He said yes, and nodded his head and she went backwards and then came the packaged bundle that passed. He took it and left the shop. He went home and from that day visited the shop every day to buy some CDs. The girl was still wrapped single CD and then he took it home, put it in a drawer unwrapped. Too ashamed than to invite the girl to get him released. Although it tried, it was not him.
His mother tried to encourage him in the order the next day ventured, and he grabbed his heart and ... bold and went to the store. He bought a CD and as always it came packaged. He took the CD and when she was not looking, quickly left the ticket counter with your telephone number and ran the business out.

"...... Crrrrrr! "

Mother picked up the phone: "Yes," was she asked about her son, completely destroyed the mother started crying and said, "You know" ... died yesterday. "
It was too long silence until the mother's cry, which echoed in the handset. Later the mother came into the room of his son, to be reminded.
She decided to start sorting his belongings. She opened the drawer and to her surprise, there stood the mountain CDs that were not even unpacked. She wondered, was there much to see and she could not keep.
She took one and sat on the bed and began to unwrap the CD and found with him accompanied by a piece of paper. His mother took him in hand and began to read. It said on it: "Hi, You're really nice, would you ever go out with me?" I love you .... Sofia. "
With vocal emotion mother opened one more CD, gone to him a sheet of paper fell out of all packages ....... They were all written at the same ...

:)

Let me riddle you a ditty, it's just an itty bitty, little thing on my mind.
About a boy and a girl, trying to take on the world one kiss at a time.
Now the funny thing about, ain't a story without it, but the story is mine.
And I wish you could say, that it ended just fine.

We all want to know, how it ends.

Oh, happily ever after, wouldn't you know, wouldn't you know.
Oh, skip to the ending, who'd like to know, I'd like to know.
Author of the moment, can you tell me, do I end up, do I end up happy?

Inhale, breathe steady, exhale, like you're ready, if you're ready or not.
Just a boy and a girl trying to take on the world, and we want to get caught.
In the middle of a very happy ending, let's see what we've got, let's give it a shot.
Let's give it a shot.

We all want to know, how it ends.

Oh, happily ever after, wouldn't you know, wouldn't you know.
Oh, skip to the ending, who'd like to know, I'd like to know.
Author of the moment, can you tell me, do I end up, do I end up happy?

We all have a story to tell.
Whether we whisper or yell.
We all have a story, of adolescence and all it's glory.
We all have a story to tell.

Oh, happily ever after, wouldn't you know, wouldn't you know.
Oh, skip to the ending, who'd like to know, I'd like to know.
Author of the moment, can you tell me, do I end up, do I end up happy?

We all have a story to tell.
We all have a story to tell.
We all have a story to tell.
We all have a story to tell.

all time low ~ painting flowers

strange maze,what is this place?
i hear voices over my shoulders.
nothing's making sense at all.
wonder, why do we race?
and everyday we're runnin' in circles,
such a funny way to fall.
tried to open up my eyes,
i'm hopin' for a chance to make it alright.

<when i="" wake="" up="" the="" dream="" isn="" done.="" wanna="" see="" your="" face="" and="" know="" made="" it="" home.="" if="" nothing="" is="" true="" what="" more="" can="" do="">
i am still painting flowers for you.

holdin' my clutch,
even my heart,
wish we could start all over.
nothing's makin' sense at all.
tried to open up my eyes,
i'm hopin' for a chance to make it alright.


i am still painting flowers for you
i am still painting flowers for you
( i heard everything you said,i don't wanna lose my head.)


(i am still painting flowers for you)3x

all time low ~ painting flowers

strange maze,what is this place?
i hear voices over my shoulders.
nothing's making sense at all.
wonder, why do we race?
and everyday we're runnin' in circles,
such a funny way to fall.
tried to open up my eyes,
i'm hopin' for a chance to make it alright.

<when i="" wake="" up="" the="" dream="" isn="" done.="" wanna="" see="" your="" face="" and="" know="" made="" it="" home.="" if="" nothing="" is="" true="" what="" more="" can="" do="">
i am still painting flowers for you.

holdin' my clutch,
even my heart,
wish we could start all over.
nothing's makin' sense at all.
tried to open up my eyes,
i'm hopin' for a chance to make it alright.


i am still painting flowers for you
i am still painting flowers for you
( i heard everything you said,i don't wanna lose my head.)


(i am still painting flowers for you)3x

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