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Tuesday, 20 September 2011

A Grammar Lesson by Michael Rosen

GRAMMAR LESSON
 by Michael Rosen

A teacher said:
A noun is a naming word.
What is the naming word in the sentence,
'He named the ship Lusitania'?
'Named', said George.
'WRONG. It's ship.'

The teacher said:
A verb is a doing word.
What is the doing word
In the sentence
'I like doing homework'?
'Doing' said George.
'WRONG-it's like.'

The teacher said:
An adjective is a describing word.
What is a describing word
In the sentence
'Describing sunsets is boring'?
'Describing' said George.
'WRONG-it's boring.'

'I know IT IS,' said George.

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